Glenna Shi, con Alberto Bomba

Ciao and benvenuto to Scoataland. Glenna She eessa supposed to bea the beegeesta skieeng areea een Breetann and 'asa 40 kilommeetres of peestes. Eenna actualla fact, eet eessa larger thanna some of eetsa mora famous amici eenna the propper part of Europa. But fora mea, the mora famous continental resorts ahra mora famous becossa they ahra mora bella. Allora…

The areea eetself eessa quita bella, ma you shooda see the buildings. Che te lo dico a fare… Eet eessa lika they let Diozilla loose con tonnes ofa concrete and plaster. Or forse joosta covaired 'im een eeta. When you arreeva, you ahra greeted by the carra park anda thees structures from 'ella. Dove the piazzas? Dove the ristorantes? Dove the vita? Thees Scoatteesh 'ava not gotta the first clue about the partay. Anda the vino…

Alla they 'ava issa thees bubbly biera thatta tastes lika the ureena of small aneemals. But the Breeteesh 'ava never known 'owa to do the leeving. Eet eessa the wayther. Con all of thees rain, eet eessa no surprise that they are alla so depressed. Mamma mia. Allora, even eef they 'ada the sun, Glenna She woulda steel be 'ideeous.

'Aveenga said thatta, the skieeng eessa notta so bad. Eet wooda be bayter, eef only they 'ada some decent food to eata afterwards. Joosta whatta ees thees 'aggeesa'? Anda black poodinga? The onleea food een Eetalia that eessa black eessa burnta.

But again I getta deestracted. Whenna the snow eessa good, you weel 'ava the fun watcheeng the Breeteesh standeeng up anda falleeng downa. I cannot understand 'owa everaytime I ski eenna Breetann there are always mora peepol learning toa ski.

Eet eessa wonderful to 'ava so many peepol wanting to try eet for the first time. At least I 'opa that ees what eet eessa. Saddaly, the Scoaateesh donne ahra notta so fine. They ahra so pale somatimes eet eessa 'ard to see them eenna the snow.

Attenzione… I theenka eet eessa worth going to Glenna She joosta for the entertainament of watching the Breeteesh ski. Anda to see whatta wood 'appen eef Eetalian architects 'adda to beelda with theyra feet. Allora.